Chickens are Vegetables

If you are a vegetarian, as is my sister, I can assure you that chicken is a vegetable. After living with a flock of them all summer (and enjoying them thoroughly), I am absolutely convinced of this. I also have a flock - no wait - a garden of tomatoes; so I do know the difference.

Look - 6 roosters, 2 hens. Crowing. 6 a.m. I don't have to work. VEGETABLES.